Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Tony Baloney

Tony Baloney
Tony Baloney

Tony Baloney
Thinks that pepper spray's all right
Tony Baloney
peaceful women scream tonight:

Why did he mace me?
Has he no heart?
Police and the law are
so far apart.

But Tony Baloney
knows why
I cry
Tony Baloney.

Dum-dum-dum-capsicum spray
will burn your freedom away.
Strafing a woman's OK
to Tony Baloney.

Tony Baloney
has a hate-on, that's for sure.
Tony Baloney
knows his spray is premature.

Maybe Viagra
makes him that way:
Vicious Niagras
of fuming spray
you've got to take—
it's another outrage
from Tony Baloney.

Dum-dum-dum-where is the law?

(The latest news on Anthony Bologna, the NYC deputy inspector who pepper-sprayed peaceful female protesters at an Occupy Wall Street rally appears to be this. As you can see from the video, I do not prepend the adjective "peaceful" out of partisan habit. The women were complying with the restraint cage held up by Inspector Bologna's fellow officers and were no threat to anyone. It's true they were shouting to be heard, but in a democracy it is permissible to be audible)